Message in a Bottle

Hello! I hope you can read this clearly and the bottle hasn't been shattered by the sea rocks, consumed in the stomach of a blue whale, melted into an underwater volcano, or become so overwhelmingly covered in moss that you cannot read these words! If you can, then I assume none of those things have happened! This is fate then. This bottle has traveled the world and this message has made its way into your hands. 

So, you ask, what is the message? Well, it is that this bottle did not arrive with only one paper, but actually many, many, many stories of places it has been! Yellowstone! California! Canada! You have been tasked to learn about its adventures! Once you have gained the wisdom there is to gain from this bottle, write a message and put in back inside, then put this bottle back into the sea to wander the world again!

But for now, scroll down!